Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Everything better with assassins

I've been playing a little (too much) Assassin's Creed lately, and I've been thinking. Everything is better when you add Altaïr into it.

Rule #1: All fictional kills are caused by Altaïr. NO EXCEPTIONS
The deathnote is simply Altaïr's hit list.
Altaïr killed Bruce Wayne's parents, creating batman
Altaïr also killed uncle Ben and Gwen Stacy.
FF7: Aries was killed by Altaïr in disguise
Detective Conan: Altaïr has been following Shinichi for 500+ episodes to give him more cases to solve
Harry Potter: Snape didn't kill Dumbledore, Altaïr did
Star Wars: Han may have shot first, but Altaïr got the kill on greedo
Clue: It was Altaïr, with the hidden blade, anywhere he damn well pleases
Naruto: When Itachi used his Sharingan to kill his clan, he simply summoned Altaïr

Feel Free to add your own. Will add when i think fo new ones :)


Riven Uchiwa said...

I freaking love this man! I totally agree with all you said and I have also been playing too much Ass Creed lately ^^

GodzillaRadio said...

I think you've created another 'Chuck Norris joke' kind of thing here, but with Altair lol.

I liked the one about Detective Conan.

Anonymous said...

Really Riven? "Ass Creed"?

The Admin said...

ha, nice idea